Signs of a Knitting Obsession…

…you have given more than a passing thought to knitting a slipcover for your sofa. (Double points if you’ve gotten as far as drawing schematics and gauge swatching.)

 

… upon seeing ANYTHING your first thought is, “Could I knit that?” Houseplants? Carseat covers? Christmas tree? Hmm….

 

…when a non-knitter tries to engage you in small-talk, you’re left scrambling for something non-yarny to say.

 

…you can knititask. Definition: knit while eating…reading…playing…bathing…cuddling…

 

…you’ve considered having another child simply because yours are growing out of baby sizes, and you simply HAVE to knit those adorable little shoes…

 

…when your Significant Other sees you WITHOUT knitting in hand, they ask if you are feeling alright.

 

…your first thought in the morning (after coffee) is “what am I going to knit today?”

 

…you fall asleep drawing mental schematics of knitting designs.

 

…you read this list and are thinking, “So…what’s the problem?”